Nic ([info]paranoidangel42) wrote in [info]tpm100,

The Secret Diary of Obi-Wan Kenobi aged 13 3/4

I tried getting it down to 100 words, really I did. But it's 165.

The Secret Diary of Obi-Wan Kenobi aged 13 3/4

Day 10 on some boring planet I can't remember the name of
I was wrong, I don't want to be a Jedi. I thought it meant going on interesting missions, but no, it means going on boring missions. If I have to dance with one more 'beautiful' princess I am going to scream.

Day 12 on Paelle's planet miles from anywhere
AAAAAGGGGHHHH! I am in love but how do I get her to even notice me? Princess Paelle is perfect in every way, except that she doesn't dance. I asked Qui-Gon and he said "You complained yesterday you didn't want to dance any more. Make up your mind one way or the other." A lot of help he is.

Day 13, back on the ship
We're leaving. Apparently all the ambassadors had a change of heart and decided they liked each other after all. Personally I think Qui-Gon was sick of them and put the mind-whammy on them. Now I'll never see the Princess again.

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[info]temve

June 28 2003, 09:30:20 UTC 8 years ago

Ooo-kay... beat me to it, sweetie! Nice one!

Now there will not have to be a 100-word sequel to The Secret Diary of Ben Raymond Waterhouse-Kenobi, Aged 11 3/4" *grin*

Which means I'll have to write something else now :)

[info]paranoidangel42

June 29 2003, 07:17:59 UTC 8 years ago

Thank you! Although don't let my entry stop you, I'm sure there are more Secret Diary related topics that can fit into TPM.

[info]glasshouses

June 29 2003, 07:37:00 UTC 8 years ago

I was wrong, I don't want to be a Jedi.

LOL - that's a good twist on the JA stories.

[info]paranoidangel42

June 29 2003, 08:06:58 UTC 8 years ago

Thank you!

[info]lea_ndra

June 29 2003, 08:16:41 UTC 8 years ago

A lot of help he is.


*ggg* poor Obi-Wan. I really liked Obi-Wan's interpretation of Qui-Gon throughout the drabble :-), especially the mind-whammy-suspicion.

[info]paranoidangel42

June 29 2003, 11:10:42 UTC 8 years ago

Well, he did solve their problems very quickly...

[info]were_lemur

April 21 2008, 20:07:01 UTC 4 years ago

*giggles*
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